Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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