Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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