everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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