what if I'm pregnant?
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Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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