I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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