Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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