that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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