omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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