don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
