Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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