my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
can u get pink eye on your cock?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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