I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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