just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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