so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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