you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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