Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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