I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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