Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
worst night to have a conscience
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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