Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
is wine microwaveable?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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