about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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