My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
