I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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