Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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