At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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