I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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