but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize