He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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