love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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