so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
You're like the curious george of whores
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
NoShamevember. You game?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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