If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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