is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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