Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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