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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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