Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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