actually, I'm a sock model
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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