White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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