everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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