Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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