How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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