Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
did i just pee glitter
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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