yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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