I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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