Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
don't judge my taste in strippers
me + whiskey = a bad person
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
