everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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