Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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