I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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