? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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