all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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