Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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