Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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