He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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