OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
COCAINE IS GR8
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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