i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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