WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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