are you so shy because you have an std?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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