so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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