You really coming over, don't trick.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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