is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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