i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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