is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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